Top 7 Ways To Get Into The Holiday Spirit
It's that time of year again. You know, when you laugh behind your coworker's back because of the ugly Christmas sweater he is wearing. When you avoid certain store entrances because you… "don't have any change on you." When your chance of getting in a wreck is higher because while driving, you're distracted by all the decorations a house has up. Yes, that time. Don't worry though. Here are 7 tips on how you can get into the holiday spirit also.
1. Buy A Sweater
Go to the store and buy the ugliest Christmas sweater you can find. Why? Well because if you're wearing Christmas, you'll start to feel all warm and "Christmasy" inside. If that won't convince you then here's another reason why… it will stop your friends and coworkers from asking you questions such as "Did you put your tree up" or "How many ornaments did you break while hanging them on the tree?" Think about it. When you see someone in a Christmas sweater, you automatically think he or she has the holiday spirit. When people see you in your sweater, they'll automatically think… "this guy has a tree up."
2. Christmas Candles!
Buy a bunch of Christmas or holiday-related scented candles and spread them around your home. Light them up and get ready to smell "Christmas" every where you go in your house. I'm not talking about a couple candles, here and there. I'm saying, put about twenty apple pie scented candles in your kitchen, 20 christmas cookie scented cookies in your bedroom, and 30 gingerbread scented candles in your bathroom. If your house catches on fire, that is OK. At least you'll be in the Christmas spirit
3. Listen to Christmas Music
I love those J-I-N-G-L-E bells and so do you. Sing it enough times and you'll have yourself convinced.
4. Eggnog
Take a nice jug of yummy eggnog that has been chilled AND POUR IT DOWN YOUR SINK! Now, get some kind of alcoholic beverage that looks close to eggnog, pour it in your eggnog jug, and bring it to a friend's Christmas party. Will this help you get into the holiday spirit? Sure will. Will people question if that's really eggnog in that jug? They sure will, but it won't matter because you'll be in the holiday spirit… and probably won't even remember any of that the next day anyway.
5. Decorations
Get as many lights as you can. You want your house to be lighter than New York City at night. Put those Christmas lights up and stand outside and just enjoy the view. Bring some of that eggnog from the party with you and play the Sinatra album. Also, don't forget your sunglasses. For the inside of your house, decorate it with little Christmas decors. Even if they're ugly, set them out on your tables and coffee tables.
6. Caroling
Doing things with friends is always fun, but doing things with strangers is… even more fun. Whenever you see a group of people going door to door caroling, randomly jump in and start singing. It doesn't matter if you don't know the words. Just sing your heart out. Remember… you love those J-I-N-G-L-E bells.
7. Go to A Bar
Go to a bar and find the toughest guy you see with a girl. Walk up to the girl he's with and hit on her. When the tough guy says "back off, she's mine," you should say something such as "Not for long." Once you say that, put your face out and wait to get punched in the nose. Why? Because nothing says Christmas spirit like looking like Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.
Happy Holidays!
1. Buy A Sweater
Go to the store and buy the ugliest Christmas sweater you can find. Why? Well because if you're wearing Christmas, you'll start to feel all warm and "Christmasy" inside. If that won't convince you then here's another reason why… it will stop your friends and coworkers from asking you questions such as "Did you put your tree up" or "How many ornaments did you break while hanging them on the tree?" Think about it. When you see someone in a Christmas sweater, you automatically think he or she has the holiday spirit. When people see you in your sweater, they'll automatically think… "this guy has a tree up."
2. Christmas Candles!
Buy a bunch of Christmas or holiday-related scented candles and spread them around your home. Light them up and get ready to smell "Christmas" every where you go in your house. I'm not talking about a couple candles, here and there. I'm saying, put about twenty apple pie scented candles in your kitchen, 20 christmas cookie scented cookies in your bedroom, and 30 gingerbread scented candles in your bathroom. If your house catches on fire, that is OK. At least you'll be in the Christmas spirit
3. Listen to Christmas Music
I love those J-I-N-G-L-E bells and so do you. Sing it enough times and you'll have yourself convinced.
4. Eggnog
Take a nice jug of yummy eggnog that has been chilled AND POUR IT DOWN YOUR SINK! Now, get some kind of alcoholic beverage that looks close to eggnog, pour it in your eggnog jug, and bring it to a friend's Christmas party. Will this help you get into the holiday spirit? Sure will. Will people question if that's really eggnog in that jug? They sure will, but it won't matter because you'll be in the holiday spirit… and probably won't even remember any of that the next day anyway.
5. Decorations
Get as many lights as you can. You want your house to be lighter than New York City at night. Put those Christmas lights up and stand outside and just enjoy the view. Bring some of that eggnog from the party with you and play the Sinatra album. Also, don't forget your sunglasses. For the inside of your house, decorate it with little Christmas decors. Even if they're ugly, set them out on your tables and coffee tables.
6. Caroling
Doing things with friends is always fun, but doing things with strangers is… even more fun. Whenever you see a group of people going door to door caroling, randomly jump in and start singing. It doesn't matter if you don't know the words. Just sing your heart out. Remember… you love those J-I-N-G-L-E bells.
7. Go to A Bar
Go to a bar and find the toughest guy you see with a girl. Walk up to the girl he's with and hit on her. When the tough guy says "back off, she's mine," you should say something such as "Not for long." Once you say that, put your face out and wait to get punched in the nose. Why? Because nothing says Christmas spirit like looking like Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.
Happy Holidays!
Source...