I like to Hives
I Like to Get Hives
They can be pink or red bumps or raised patches of skin. They can sometimes itch or they can also burn or sting. Hives can be a very unpleasant experience. They can break out for a lot of reasons. To most people, hives are a real problem. But I like to get hives. I think they are really cool. In fact, I can't wait for another outbreak. I like the fact that they can appear at any moment and then mysteriously disappear. They are like temporary tattoos, except they are completely free. When I have an outbreak, I feel alive with pleasure. I feel lucky to be able to have this condition because only about twenty percent of people ever get hives. I plan my week out based on the things that I will do that will cause me to get hives. It is a very exciting time for me. I realty like to get hives.
I enjoy being exposed to something that can trigger hives. It gives my body the opportunity to release histamine along with other substances which in turn causes fluid to leek from some of my small blood vessels. This is a very pleasurable experience for me. It makes me feel that I have lost control of how my body functions. I put myself in stressful situations just so I will have an outbreak of hives. This makes people feel uneasy and it is at that point when I am at peace with myself. Some of these stressful situations can be a combination of factors, so I work hard to cause various levels of stress for my body. Then I sit back and wait for my hives to appear. At the first sign of an outbreak, I sit in my favorite chair with the light on and begin to examine these angels from heaven.
When I want to get hives from another source, I eat food that will cause my body to react. I know that my body has problems with shellfish. I also know that using medicine with an antihistamine will help reduce the chances that I will have an outbreak. I refuse to use the medication because I like to get hives. I go to my favorite seafood restaurant and order a shellfish meal with a side of fish. I eat as mush as possible and then leave the establishment and head directly to my car. I will not leave until I see signs of an outbreak even through I know it could take anywhere from one to three hours. Once I see the hives, I pull out my camera and take pictures of them to show my family. They really don't like to look at them, but I force them to see my prized possessions.
My body also gets hives from being exposed to the cold. I pick one night per week and fill my bath tub up with cold water. I add a few bags of ice and wait for the water to get really cold. Next, I jump in the water for about ten to fifteen minutes. This cold causes hives on my face, usually around my lips and eyes. The first time I see these types of hives I get dressed really fast and get my video camera ready. I place my video camera on a tri-pod and record the hives on my face. The next day I call my family and friends and try to get someone to come over and watch the video recording. Most of the people I call are a little reluctant to watch the movie. I really can't understand why, maybe the hives intimidate them.
Every Saturday or Sunday I combine all these activities that cause my hives and add things that cause allergic reactions such as air borne allergies. I will lock myself in my room, and then I inhale items such as flower pollen and mold for an hour or so. This process takes a few hours, but it usually causes a severe reaction. My body is covered with hives and my airway gets swollen. I have trouble breathing and sometimes my face and tongue swell. I look forward to this day because I really like the process of getting hives. On Sunday night, I usually plan out my next week of fun with my hives. This is a very relaxing activity for me.
My family does not like when I get hives because they believe that the hives cause a mental glitch in my personality. I think the hives are what life is all about. So, please don't listen to your body for things that cause hives. Also, don't reduce stress in your life or you may not get hives anymore. Things that give you hives should be consumed, not avoided. And by all means, don't consult your doctor for medication that could help reduce the chances of you getting hives. Just sit back and let them appear on your body. Because after awhile, you will enjoy getting hives because it will become part of your life.
They can be pink or red bumps or raised patches of skin. They can sometimes itch or they can also burn or sting. Hives can be a very unpleasant experience. They can break out for a lot of reasons. To most people, hives are a real problem. But I like to get hives. I think they are really cool. In fact, I can't wait for another outbreak. I like the fact that they can appear at any moment and then mysteriously disappear. They are like temporary tattoos, except they are completely free. When I have an outbreak, I feel alive with pleasure. I feel lucky to be able to have this condition because only about twenty percent of people ever get hives. I plan my week out based on the things that I will do that will cause me to get hives. It is a very exciting time for me. I realty like to get hives.
I enjoy being exposed to something that can trigger hives. It gives my body the opportunity to release histamine along with other substances which in turn causes fluid to leek from some of my small blood vessels. This is a very pleasurable experience for me. It makes me feel that I have lost control of how my body functions. I put myself in stressful situations just so I will have an outbreak of hives. This makes people feel uneasy and it is at that point when I am at peace with myself. Some of these stressful situations can be a combination of factors, so I work hard to cause various levels of stress for my body. Then I sit back and wait for my hives to appear. At the first sign of an outbreak, I sit in my favorite chair with the light on and begin to examine these angels from heaven.
When I want to get hives from another source, I eat food that will cause my body to react. I know that my body has problems with shellfish. I also know that using medicine with an antihistamine will help reduce the chances that I will have an outbreak. I refuse to use the medication because I like to get hives. I go to my favorite seafood restaurant and order a shellfish meal with a side of fish. I eat as mush as possible and then leave the establishment and head directly to my car. I will not leave until I see signs of an outbreak even through I know it could take anywhere from one to three hours. Once I see the hives, I pull out my camera and take pictures of them to show my family. They really don't like to look at them, but I force them to see my prized possessions.
My body also gets hives from being exposed to the cold. I pick one night per week and fill my bath tub up with cold water. I add a few bags of ice and wait for the water to get really cold. Next, I jump in the water for about ten to fifteen minutes. This cold causes hives on my face, usually around my lips and eyes. The first time I see these types of hives I get dressed really fast and get my video camera ready. I place my video camera on a tri-pod and record the hives on my face. The next day I call my family and friends and try to get someone to come over and watch the video recording. Most of the people I call are a little reluctant to watch the movie. I really can't understand why, maybe the hives intimidate them.
Every Saturday or Sunday I combine all these activities that cause my hives and add things that cause allergic reactions such as air borne allergies. I will lock myself in my room, and then I inhale items such as flower pollen and mold for an hour or so. This process takes a few hours, but it usually causes a severe reaction. My body is covered with hives and my airway gets swollen. I have trouble breathing and sometimes my face and tongue swell. I look forward to this day because I really like the process of getting hives. On Sunday night, I usually plan out my next week of fun with my hives. This is a very relaxing activity for me.
My family does not like when I get hives because they believe that the hives cause a mental glitch in my personality. I think the hives are what life is all about. So, please don't listen to your body for things that cause hives. Also, don't reduce stress in your life or you may not get hives anymore. Things that give you hives should be consumed, not avoided. And by all means, don't consult your doctor for medication that could help reduce the chances of you getting hives. Just sit back and let them appear on your body. Because after awhile, you will enjoy getting hives because it will become part of your life.
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