Time For a Chuckle - 21 Ways to Annoy Everyone
Science and medicine have confirmed that laughter lifts the spirit and is an innate healing remedy for 'what ails ya'.
Here's a little stocking stuffer to bring a chuckle, guffaw or a toxic relieving groan to get greet the holidays with love in your heart and health: 21 Ways To Annoy Everyone 1) Pretend to be one of the (Bart) Simpson family.
Doesn't matter which.
2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone new every five minutes.
3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would.
4) Act like a hillbilly.
Period.
5) Improvise Italian operas.
6) Gossip about someone to their face.
7) Answer every question with a question.
8) Repeat yourself constantly.
9) Act like a member of the opposite sex.
10) Repeat yourself constantly.
11) Act like Mr.
Flanders from The Simpsons.
12) Repeat yourself constantly.
13) Change what you repeat every now and then.
14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.
15) Change what you repeat every now and then.
16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.
17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.
18) Change what you repeat every now and then.
19) One word: Caffeine.
20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar.
21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.
If you love silly nonsense like I do, you just had a good chuckle, a guffaw or jello running out of your nose.
A daily dose of laughter and joy enriches all aspects of life.
It is a great stress reducer and encourages a number of physical benefits including the production of endorphins and disease fighting immune cells.
Finding 'the funny' in daily life and the human condition heals and uplifts emotionally and spiritually too.
When you laugh, you relax, feel energized and are able to see the lighter side of life.
A good giggle gets your blood flowing and raises your inner vibration.
We live in a vibrational Universe.
What you experience in life is a mirrored reflection of your vibrational level.
It's the vibes, man! Healthy good vibrations create good experiences.
Defeating bad vibrations create unwanted or 'less than' experiences.
It's a simple as that.
When you laugh you elevate your natural vibration, your self.
In this way, laughter is like a magic wand that turns negative emotions, stuck energy and static thoughts into powerfully intuitive A-HA moments that propel you forward in your creative endeavors.
When you notice that you are anxious or stressed in any way reach for a moment that will tickle your funny bone.
Watch a madcap movie, read a joke book, share some fun with family and friends.
You will discover that you feel lighter and have a new and better perspective on any challenges you face.
"You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing.
" - Michael Pitchard Copyright (c) 2009 Valery Satterwhite
Here's a little stocking stuffer to bring a chuckle, guffaw or a toxic relieving groan to get greet the holidays with love in your heart and health: 21 Ways To Annoy Everyone 1) Pretend to be one of the (Bart) Simpson family.
Doesn't matter which.
2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone new every five minutes.
3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would.
4) Act like a hillbilly.
Period.
5) Improvise Italian operas.
6) Gossip about someone to their face.
7) Answer every question with a question.
8) Repeat yourself constantly.
9) Act like a member of the opposite sex.
10) Repeat yourself constantly.
11) Act like Mr.
Flanders from The Simpsons.
12) Repeat yourself constantly.
13) Change what you repeat every now and then.
14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.
15) Change what you repeat every now and then.
16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.
17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.
18) Change what you repeat every now and then.
19) One word: Caffeine.
20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar.
21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.
If you love silly nonsense like I do, you just had a good chuckle, a guffaw or jello running out of your nose.
A daily dose of laughter and joy enriches all aspects of life.
It is a great stress reducer and encourages a number of physical benefits including the production of endorphins and disease fighting immune cells.
Finding 'the funny' in daily life and the human condition heals and uplifts emotionally and spiritually too.
When you laugh, you relax, feel energized and are able to see the lighter side of life.
A good giggle gets your blood flowing and raises your inner vibration.
We live in a vibrational Universe.
What you experience in life is a mirrored reflection of your vibrational level.
It's the vibes, man! Healthy good vibrations create good experiences.
Defeating bad vibrations create unwanted or 'less than' experiences.
It's a simple as that.
When you laugh you elevate your natural vibration, your self.
In this way, laughter is like a magic wand that turns negative emotions, stuck energy and static thoughts into powerfully intuitive A-HA moments that propel you forward in your creative endeavors.
When you notice that you are anxious or stressed in any way reach for a moment that will tickle your funny bone.
Watch a madcap movie, read a joke book, share some fun with family and friends.
You will discover that you feel lighter and have a new and better perspective on any challenges you face.
"You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing.
" - Michael Pitchard Copyright (c) 2009 Valery Satterwhite
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