How to Maximize Your Surfer Image
- 1). Wear sandals - even in winter - and keep sand on your feet.
- 2). Opt for surf trunks over normal shorts.
- 3). Attend dress events that say "formal" in nice surf wear.
- 4). Brush your hair with your hand when you get out of the water and let it air dry.
- 5). Keep the crusty salt cake on your ears and face all day.
- 6). Wear T-shirts that show off your wet-suit rash.
- 7). Be at ease with your bloodshot eyes from sun glare and saltwater.
- 8). Let saltwater drain out of your nose while in public places.
- 9). Walk slowly and loosely.
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