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When a girl posts a status on Facebook saying, ''I feel like crying'', the status not only receives a multitude of likes but the girl receives numerous shoulders to tear-drop on in advance.
It is ironic when the only comment to the status of the boy who thanked God his tumor is benign, is by his mate who tells him to stop being melodramatic.
This desperate behaviour is driven by the much celebrated demand-supply principle from Econimics 101.
But you may be surprised to find out that the ratio of male to female profiles on Facebook is 2:3.
Meaning twice as many female profiles than those of males.
Some of the figures are driven by the ladies who have separate profiles for their boyfriends and for their families.
While most are just fake-profiles by attention seeking notorious men with display pictures invariably one of the top 3 results for 'hot girl pic' from Google images.
The friend lists of such profiles are as secret as a secret agencies operations, which is another characteristic feature.
Now this desperation phenomena might not just be limited to the cyber-world but the phenomena of the girl turning out to be a boy certainly is.
Or maybe in burka-clad ladies as well.
The more ladies friends on a guys Facebook profile, the bigger alpha male he in the on-line universe.
He ends up posting Facebook report cards weekly telling you that the small collection of Aunts and cousins you have on your profile are no match for the stellar 55% female friends that are on his profile.
The fact that this was achieved by unfriending his school mates and that most of the girls are his sisters friends who have only met him once, or second cousins he has never met is not your head-ache.
As soon as the top-girls come online a lot of moon icons on Facebook chat become green dots, if the icons would've been red, a better reflection it'd be.
Till the girl gives the first reply, the boy has practically told her all he did in the day, typed her a few poetic couplets and told her that he can bring her the stars, to which the girl gracefully replies with a hi and goes offline again.
Facebook is a social website, lets socialize.
Whenever an unknown girl who has a mutual friend with you likes a comment of theirs on a wall, (cross this and read) whenever they see a girl who has a mutual friend with them, they hit the Add Friend button so many times that even Facebook asks them 'do you know this user personally' to which they conveniently click yes.
It is a pity that getting blocked isn't as easy a situation to handle
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