How to Attract a Ruby Girl?
When we talk about women and programming in the same sentence, only one thing comes to the mind: Are there any female programmers out there? Even Wikipedia recognizes the lack of women in computing, but the answer is still definitely yes.
Oh, I think you didn't have an idea that A WOMAN, Ada Lovelace, is often cited as the first computer programmer ever. She lived in the 19th century. Please don't underestimate women in programming business. They have been there decades before you were even born.
So, although the vast majority of programmers are men, it's possible to find yourself in a situation where you need to think about how to attract a Ruby girl. The situation may be embarrassing as you expect to hear that the girl you approach tells she is a nurse or a gardener or even an economist - but you aren't prepared to hear that she is a Ruby girl.
First advice for today, don't get scared. For a moment you may think how to talk with her if you don't even know well how to code Ruby. I know that's the most stereotypic situation which makes men feel uncomfortable: A girl knows more than them. It's hard to admit - probably even harder in the programmer's world. All you need is to start like this and it's lost case. You never get Ruby girl with this attitude. Be brave and start talking with her. Don't be afraid of not knowing something.
The second step is to give her a compliment. Why wouldn't you tell her that her hands seem to be made for coding? Or that her eyes are like two rubies in the darkness? Ruby girl would definitely like to hear that. Use your imagination as you do when coding your masterpiece.
After having given her a compliment and asked her advice for coding Ruby, the next step is to ask her out. Maybe you two could code in the candle light someday soon? Or you could invite her to a LAN party next weekend? You can come up with much more ideas by your own. There aren't answers for all the questions in Google.
It's not only about completing the steps. You also need some good luck. If you are lucky enough, finally you may have something rare in this universe: Ruby girl's phone number. Take good care of it - as if it was the last bottle of Dr. Pepper in the whole world - and use it carefully. How about sending a notification? Ruby girl would be surprised to receive something like this:
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class String
def BeautifulOrLovely?
(self == "You are beautiful" || self == "You are so lovely")
end
end
puts "You are beautiful".
BeautifulOrLovely?
puts "You are so lovely".
BeautifulOrLovely?
Let's see where all this leads. And hey, if you don't succeed, call it version 0.1!
puts "XoXo",
Ruby girl
Oh, I think you didn't have an idea that A WOMAN, Ada Lovelace, is often cited as the first computer programmer ever. She lived in the 19th century. Please don't underestimate women in programming business. They have been there decades before you were even born.
So, although the vast majority of programmers are men, it's possible to find yourself in a situation where you need to think about how to attract a Ruby girl. The situation may be embarrassing as you expect to hear that the girl you approach tells she is a nurse or a gardener or even an economist - but you aren't prepared to hear that she is a Ruby girl.
First advice for today, don't get scared. For a moment you may think how to talk with her if you don't even know well how to code Ruby. I know that's the most stereotypic situation which makes men feel uncomfortable: A girl knows more than them. It's hard to admit - probably even harder in the programmer's world. All you need is to start like this and it's lost case. You never get Ruby girl with this attitude. Be brave and start talking with her. Don't be afraid of not knowing something.
The second step is to give her a compliment. Why wouldn't you tell her that her hands seem to be made for coding? Or that her eyes are like two rubies in the darkness? Ruby girl would definitely like to hear that. Use your imagination as you do when coding your masterpiece.
After having given her a compliment and asked her advice for coding Ruby, the next step is to ask her out. Maybe you two could code in the candle light someday soon? Or you could invite her to a LAN party next weekend? You can come up with much more ideas by your own. There aren't answers for all the questions in Google.
It's not only about completing the steps. You also need some good luck. If you are lucky enough, finally you may have something rare in this universe: Ruby girl's phone number. Take good care of it - as if it was the last bottle of Dr. Pepper in the whole world - and use it carefully. How about sending a notification? Ruby girl would be surprised to receive something like this:
€
class String
def BeautifulOrLovely?
(self == "You are beautiful" || self == "You are so lovely")
end
end
puts "You are beautiful".
BeautifulOrLovely?
puts "You are so lovely".
BeautifulOrLovely?
Let's see where all this leads. And hey, if you don't succeed, call it version 0.1!
puts "XoXo",
Ruby girl
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