Every Man"s Fantasy - Britney Spears Nude?
Fake photos popped up all over the internet, but Britney never posed nude.
The world waited and waited and the hopes of men everywhere began to fade as it became apparent Britney Spears' photos would not grace the pages of Playboy of Hustler.
Then, just last month Britney was photographed getting out of the backseat of a car.
She wasn't wearing any panties! Finally, what the entire world wanted to see was out there...
but no one cared? What is wrong here? The upskirt photos of Britney Spears with no panties on should have been the biggest Britney Spears news EVER! It should have propelled her to new heights in her career, but it went relatively unnoticed.
She was even scorned for the photos not idolized.
Did the public not care because we had already seen other female celebrities do the same thing weeks prior to Britney's? It is not that at all.
The problem with Britney's photos is in her apparel.
Men didn't want to see Britney with pantyhose on with no panties.
That isn't the image they had in their heads over the past few years.
The fantasy guys have involves a couple of scenarios.
The first male voyeur fantasy of Britney Spears: She needed to be wearing a slightly shorter skirt with thigh highs and no panties.
The second voyeur fantasy: She needed to be wearing the skirt plus thigh highs plus thongs.
Guys didn't want to see Britney Spears with pantyhose on.
There is nothing sexy about that, but thigh highs add that extra little suspense with the openness to see uninhibited Britney's stuff.
Even if she had had thongs on, the suspense would have had guys dropping like flies.
Britney, it wasn't your timing.
It was your wardrobe.
My advice to you Britney, cover yourself up just a little better.
You have been famous this long with pressure to Playboy and you haven't given in.
Don't do it now.
You are a much better person with better qualities then to have to show your body to the world.
Avoid the temptation to be another Hollywood tramp.
Help keep a little morality in Hollywood.