Is it true that in 2006, Mrs. Lynn Kipp tried to photograph 0ne hundred and eighty eight golden retrievers? I'm told she actually did it successfully! Golden retriever enthusiasts had gathered in Guisachan, Scotland, where the breed hailed (and you thought you spoil your golden retriever).

But just where on earth is that picture? I have looked for that picture for over a year now!

I've tried to take a lot of pictures of my four golden retrievers and let's just say the pictures have been less than perfect. You see, every generation has its booms and band wagons, for this particular one; it would definitely have to be social media (we are not even fascinated by the internet anymore!). Those social websites like facebook, twitter, and... I've lost count these days. I badly want to post up those photos of me and my family and get some golden retriever wallpapers while I'm at it.

I know there are all manner of wallpapers all over the 'global village' but as for me, I got to have my own and naturally I have had to sharpen my photography skills. But, don't get me wrong here, I'm certainly not beating my chest in some bravura of sorts - actually, I nearly got a 'beating' from my wife for snapping up a 600-dollar camera.

Enough with my domestic woes; let's talk about how you can get yourself some really cool golden retriever wallpapers. You need to capture every moment as your golden retriever grows into an adult and the random and unplanned shots will always be the best. If your doggie will obey you and pose for the camera, fine. But there isn't much posing you can get from him or her and so, it is best to get him in action. Take as many shots as you possibly can so you can have a large stock to choose from. And don't forget to make use of the photo-editing software now available. You'll be astonished as to what they can do.

Here are a few tips anyway;

For outdoors shooting, always try to have the sun behind you. This will apply for the indoors as well. Then… ok, here are some better instructions;

1. Remove film from box, and load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth, and throw in trash.
3. Remove puppy from trash, and brush coffee grain from
muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background.
5. Mount camera on tripod, and focus.
6. Find puppy, and take dirty sock from mouth.
7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot, and return to camera.
8. Forget about spot, and crawl after puppy.
9. Focus with one hand, and fight off puppy with other.
10.Get tissue, and remove nose print from lens.
11.Put cat outside, and put peroxide on scratch on puppy's
nose.
12.Put magazines back on coffee table.
13.Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your
head.
14.Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
15.Jump up in time to grab puppy, and shout "No, outside".
16.Clean up mess.
17.Fix a drink.
18.Sit back in chair, and resolve to teach puppy "sit"
and "stay" in the morning!!